thank @aocchambliss for pointing this out.
this is out of the Army War College. this study is not by mistake.
Most gen z won't qualify at rates never seen before.
NO this is not a Babylon Bee.'
Woman wheels a CORPSE into a bank and tries to get him to 'sign off' a loan in her name while holding his head up in front of suspicious staff who ask why he looks 'very pale'.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13317919/woman-wheels-corpse-bank-loan-staff-dead.html